But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.
No really. I’ve contemplated murder for shit like this.
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
At least it worked???
That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
Your haiku could not be found.
Try again later.
As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.